25 October 2008

W.

Um

What?

Are you serious? This is your movie? This is your portrayal of the dumbest president ever?

Really?

Okay....

24 October 2008

Drunken Master

The original.

Wow.

Not as great as everyone is always saying.

Perhaps the worst Jackie Chan movie I've ever seen.

Very disappointing.

Meh.

Feast

Sometimes awesome. Sometimes awful.

This satirical approach to horror movies his really good, when it wants to be and really dumb when it thinks it's being funny.

The monsters hump each other at one point.

Need I say more?

Lots of unexpected twists and turns. I gave it four out of five stars.

I would say more, but there's not much more to it. Monsters attack and the stars of the movie defend themselves.

That's it.

Max Payne

Unremarkable. Completely and utterly banal.

Seriously.

I won't even remember this movie in another 20 minutes.

Based on a video game, this film fails on any level to entertain or evoke.

Move along.